31 minutes ago
Dearest daughter of mine:
Borrowing is temporary. Please return the tool to mommy that makes her draw better. No one should be subjected to this much drawing by mouse.
love, mom
Y’know, in the time you took to draw this you could have come downstairs and grabbed it from me. I’m still having fun with it though…
Also, I look pretty badass.
See, the onus (look it up) is on the borrower to return the item to the borrowee. Plus, look how much fun we’re having without actually having to talk to each other in person. Also, you smell like beef and cheese. Just sayin’.
via meagan47
Dearest daughter of mine:
Borrowing is temporary. Please return the tool to mommy that makes her draw better. No one should be subjected to this much drawing by mouse.
love, mom
I'm really sucking at Saturday. I don't even know how that is possible.
1 day ago
Meagan’s borrowing my tablet so I was forced to mouse this glorious vision to life.
I call it CANADIAN GIRLS GO COOKIE CRAZY.
Too many cookies are in mah belleh. I seem determined to make myself sick today.
Ohemgee I just ate a shit ass ton of cookies. Sugar fits to commence in 3 - 2 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahhHahahahah snrk. I can see your underpants.
I'm still alive. Angela 1, Cream Cheese 0.
You’ve confirmed that I probably should not have eaten expired cream cheese. It has been nice knowing you all.
(PS. Beth/Damselesque is evil. Watch out for that one.)
Cream cheese doesn't expire, right? I mean, it says it has on the package but I was too hungry to take it seriously.
I’ll be okay, right?
3 days ago
Nuthin’.
