2 hours ago
Turns out there’s a Spanish tradition I like quite a bit: when a couple get engaged, the woman is given a ring from the man, and the man is given a watch from the woman. These days, it turns out, the watches are something ridiculous: a Rolex or a Patek Philippe or something a bit too… much. Sometimes, however, you can meet a girl who is unlike anyone you’ve ever met, is stunningly gorgeous inside and out and is as unbelievably valuable to you as anyone that’s ever existed. The kind of girl, it turns out, you intend to keep. And that particular girl can find the most special, pocket watch she can imagine, walk you out on a cold November night in London out to Primrose Hill (a special place), sit you down on a bench, hand you that very pocket watch, and ask you to marry her.
I said Yes.
Wonderful wonderful wonderful. You’re a special person yourself, Jason. Congratulations and fondest wishes for a wonderful, weird, laughter-filled life together. You deserve it. Thank you for sharing that moment with us.
love, angela
via jasonpermenter
No, you wake up and look pretty.
I am a mess. Remind me to never fall asleep with the heat on that high again. I think I’ve been in a fever coma. You were all there. Tony was dressed as an army of Chewbaccas. Sween was a trapeze artist wearing a giant codpiece. Sarah was a dolphin with opposable thumbs and the secret to life itself. Mike was a peanut. Dave was an errant hair that you can never quite keep in place no matter how much you pat it down. Bee was a beautiful lady eating ice cream on her day off. Richard was a gypsy dancer wearing nothing but the smile of a prepubescent boy.
None of this is true. Imma gonna shower and return to the land of the living. BRB.
OH HAI NOON
I don’t feel so good.
20 hours ago
Guille wants to dress as a badass but classy robot. So, it had to have a monocle, stovepipe hat and a lightsaber cane.
BEEP. BOOP. BITCHES.
Sarah wants to dress as a disco ball while I dress as a giant platform shoe. FUCKYEAHDISCOFEVER!!! JOHNNYFIVEISALIVE!!! WAITTHATMAKESNOSENSEINTHISCONTEXT.
Aimee-B-Loved wants to dress as a bunny with a carrot to chase around. Mike, you’re the lucky carrot because I know how you like to play hard to get.
Richard Smallbone wants to dress in a cape (I kindly gave you underpants too, for my own sake) while his wife Karen is dressed as a giant banana.
I really, really, really want to dress up in a costume and run around downtown scaring people and falling on my face.
(I may attempt drawing your responses… so be creative!!!)
Who is in? What are you going to wear? What should I wear?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This guy is dressed as a bat to scare people… except he’s clumsy and mostly not very good at it and usually ends up beat up by whomever he tries to scare.
TOTAL GIGGLEFITS.
