December 2011
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Drunk in Cleveland before noon
Okay, fine. I’m not drunk. But I am more than a little buzzed thanks to the pint I ordered to look cool and steal wi-fi combined with almost zero sleep after waking at 3:30am to get myself together and to the airport in time for my flight to Denver.
In about fifteen minutes, I would be landing in Beardland, USA. But due to no one being able to find a way to tow our plane to the gate…...
No Scrubs - TLC
It’s a little disturbing...
Christmas wish lists
Me: How many tubesocks is too many tubesocks?
Josh: Three.
The next 20...
Sometimes I worry that typing out my hopes and dreams for the future will mean that I will leave the house and be soundly hit by a house. Hmm. That was supposed to be bus. I’m leaving it. Far less likely but way more interesting an end. Anyway, the newspaper and the folks that read this bloggy will hold my untimely end up as a sad, bitter, ironic twist of fate. Why was that house going so...
Top right
Every morning I sit down and look at the date in the top right of my computer screen. It’s so weird to have an anniversary date for the worst day of my life. That sounds so melodramatic but I don’t know how else to phrase it.
The thing is, I don’t even need to check to know it’s coming. My throat is tight, the tears plop over without much notice and I replay seeing my mom...
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Read Joshy's write-up on what he learned this... →
For what it’s worth, I am not yet bored of seeing his penis.
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Tie Domi
Does anyone care that I am sitting beside him right now? Can I at least mention it because he is from sports and I actually know who he is?
Okay. Going to drop my gloves and punch him in the face. That is like saying hi in Canada.
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everydaydude asked: Do you even know what 70 fahrenheit is?
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