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Mike Minnick: Shag Rug Lounger and Professional Coffee Cup Balancer

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There’s a lot more to Mike Minnick than you might think! We’re kicking off some new interviews, articles, tips and whatnot from Carbonmade with a slightly more in-depth look at everyone’s favorite support dork.

Read the full interview!

Pulling this together was pretty much the most fun ever. I love it.

Deputy Dogbreath’s work is done here. Time to mosey on to the next lonesome town.

Make your own by grabbing the image here.

I don’t want to grey poupon your parade but Mike drew me in mustard on his sandwich. And then he ate it. He is a good friend.

DEAR MIKE!

I love you. I am very very very lucky to be your pal.

Enjoy being 30, old man. You might just get your first down there hair today!

I have two reasons for posting this photo instead of the other four I took in total whilst in Chicago.

One: Mike is my hero. Why? Because there just isn’t anyone else like him anywhere on the planet and it never fails to make me happy even when he is doing horrible horrible things to the english language. (He also carries a purse like a pro.) Seeing the Dinobrainers again is always a happy happy day. I’d post the photo of me and Bee too but she thinks her head looks like the size of Brazil. (I almost got sucked into its orbit. Hahahlol.) Also, MIKEFACE!

Two: I loovvvvvvvvvve my t-shirt. It says ASK ME ABOUT KOALAS. It kills me dead in giggles and I think Josh is the bizness for giving it to me. I could tell you the story about it but what’s most important is that it invites people to ask me about koalas and then I can disappoint them with how little factual stuff I know other than ZOMGILOVETHEMSQUEEEEEE. 

Mike was upset that not enough people draw naked pictures of him. So here’s a drawing of a peacockurkey instead. Mike’s naked body is implied.