Hello. I am a new stove in Angela’s kitchen. I am not the most modern sexiest looking beast but I am brand new and therefore not old and gross, affordable (even though I was $100 more than a normal sized stove), and I don’t make an annoying URNNNKKRAWWWRZZZZZRPPPTTT noise all day long. I AM AMAZING. But I do wonder if she’ll ever use me to make dinner. It remains to be seen! In the meantime, I will just sit here looking new and pretty. Though it is hard next to this ancient fridge and those tired linoleum floors… and okay fine it is Angela writing this shut up this is my only happiness.